T.H.I.S

You know that show I mentioned my friends and I dreamt of doing?
Yeah...these are the main characters...

Cream Puff[13]: You know him, you love him, and just looking at him gives you cavities. He's the new kid in T.H.A.T., and he just wants to help everyone with their problems~ He's friendly with everyone, like bears, alligators, people, dinosaurs, and giant leprechauns. His dad is president of the world, and his mom enjoys cake. His pets are Benedict Jr. and Benedict Sr, Lionbearoos, a hybrid of a lion, a bear, and a kangaroo.(Creative? Yes? No? Shutup...)
[Real name: Gilligan Gale<<<Attractive? not really, that's why he goes by Cream Puff. It's cuter. o3o]
(Belongs to )

Black Bean[17]: Living in a giant mansion in the middle of town, this girl sure knows how to scare the kids. A Gothic lolita who just loves cutting things. With her trusty chainsaw, she can force anyone to do her bidding. Being abandoned by her parents for dissecting their dog, she moved into T.H.A.T. in hopes of making friends. Her brother is Chocolate Chip, who used to live inside the doghouse in her backyard. Her pet is a severed hand whom flips the bird more often than she blinks, it's name is Hanson. (Punny? Eh? Eh? Screw off)
[Real Name: Ebony Mills<<<Not scary enough, so she changed it]
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Steak[17]: Dumb jock, or friendly neighborhood dumbass, this guy can benchpress a cow and has an IQ lower than a pineapple. He is tender, sensitive, and his feelings get hurt very easily. Having his blood sucked out by a vampire, when he loses a limb no blood flows, the blood only flows in his heart that beats for Black Bean. Numb to the pain of both Black Bean and Choco Chip, he helps his friends out of dangerous situations, at the cost of a limb or two. But no need to worry, Black Bean has many to spare. He has a brother named Ribs, he's anorexic and not as athletic but Steak supports him all the way through. He has a pet ferret named Felicity, not sure what it means, I havent looked it up yet. (I'm lazy. Stahp looking at meh!)
[Real Name: N/A because I forgot to ask Mr. Creator for his name...]
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Chocolate Chip[16]: Sensitive to the touch, but quite brutal to others, this little punk has quite the dark side. Having been pushed around by his sister, ignored by his parents, attacked by vampires, and deceived by pyromaniacs, this guy has had enough. With the right trigger, this seemingly calm individual attacks anything that moves and eats just about anything. To prevent any of this happening, he is forced into the doghouse and chained to the ground by his sister. One benefit of this is that Black Bean feeds him bones twice a day. (Guess where those came from~) His Sis is Black Bean, and he has a pet crow named Casey. (I have more to say about him, but I have to sleep.)
[Real Name: Ivory Mills<<<Lol that's a girly name, doesn't suit a sexy badass such as himself. Chocolate Chip doesn't suit well either but...Hey we're going for food names! What...you want me to name him Souffle? Hell naw. ]
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There are like 50+ more supporting characters. I....I don't know if I can do this....

T.H.I.S. stands for The Hellish Insanity Syndrome. I'll explain later.

T.H.A.T. stands for The Happy Ass Town. No need to explain this one.

CHARACTERS BELONG TO THEIR SEXY OWNERS! IF YOU ARENT THE SAME AMOUNT OF SEXY AS THE OWNERS, THEN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CLAIM THEM AS YOUR OWN!